- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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