What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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