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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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TOBUSCUS

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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