- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

i dont like chris

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

a horse walks into a blender ow

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