- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Wanna hear an anti-joke?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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