What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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