What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You know what's funny? Clowns.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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