- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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