Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Patriarchy.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats a willy? -brock

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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