What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

No.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

the WNBA

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Justin's hair

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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