- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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