- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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