What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

You see how lame this is?

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Grammer is very important

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

acualy is dolan

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Women.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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