- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

A man sat on a chair

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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