Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Women's rights

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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