Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What's big and white?

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Erectile Dysfunction.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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