knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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1,984

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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