knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Penis.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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