Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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