- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Get in the car.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*