Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Hi

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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