4 is half the number 8 is.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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You copy and paster!

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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