- Anti Joke

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why does life suck? Because it does

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.