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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Knock knock --Come in.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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