Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

I'm a raging homosexual.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Ron Paul for President!

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Anti Joke

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