What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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This is not an anti joke.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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