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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Kathy Griffin.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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