Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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666

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Sonic

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Knock Knock Come in

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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