- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

A Banana wrote this...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

ugh good riddance

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Is this a chair?

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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