- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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