- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

How do u shit With ur ass

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Du bist mein Kampf

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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