Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Amputations.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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