A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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