What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

a black father

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Anti Joke

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