Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Canada's army

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Which one is hardest?

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

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