- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

OGC - tilt your head

What is brown and sticky?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Hello I'm a fat kid

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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