An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Women's rights.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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AVI IS A FAG

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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planking.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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