What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Teen pregnancy

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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your mother is so lesbian

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Amputations.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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