A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Black people

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Women's rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Punchline.

Knock Knock Good one...

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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