Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Women's Rights

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penis that is all

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A man. That is all.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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