- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Womens rights.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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