What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Lets make like trees and stand still

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

you just lost the game!

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Anti Joke

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