- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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