- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Womens rights.

guess what?

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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