Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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