A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Rick Perry.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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