Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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potato

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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