why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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