A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

You.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

women's rights

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Liars go to hell! -God

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Winking at old people

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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