- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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