- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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