Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

knock knock Dave's not here.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

the WNBA.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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