John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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