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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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